A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0miuyXV4Q

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

https://vimeo.com/28926706

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)